Anna

• Also known as Anna-Banana, Doobie, or Doobie-Doo.
• Professional barker. Has received multiple awards for most annoying barker within a single family residence.
• Neighbors attempting the sidewalk challenge can expect to receive a stiff warning accompanied by a deep growl of contempt.
• Barking at the wind is a favorite pastime.
• Mealtimes are all the times. There are no exceptions.
• Suffers from separation anxiety. If her human mama tries to leave for a weekend getaway without her, the mama will most likely return home only to witness a manipulative little angel pretending to have a hip joint out of socket. This will result in a day or two of mild crippled-ness (I don't think that's a real word, but let's go with it).